I bought the book, took it home, and I was equal parts enthralled and repulsed. The inside bindings were decorated with glossy depictions of curling human hair filled with nits (lice eggs), and the introductory pages were filled with amiable greetings and pleasant descriptions of how we humans are "walking habitats" for over 430 different types of parasites. It's also important to note that the curling human hair on the back binding contains hatched and active adult lice, one of which, apparently, can speak English enough to offer a pleasant greeting.
Ectoparasites, those which live outside the body, are something that can't possibly get the kids all riled up in a good way. Amid cartoonish illustrations are these arrow-encased nuggets of info about the disgusting realities of how bats house five different kinds of parasitic earwigs, how flies lay eggs on frogs so that the ensuing maggots can eat the frog's flesh and how blue sharks have parasites that live in their nostrils. The descriptions of endoparasites, those which live inside the body, are probably going to cause more child-distress than the former, since the now-fearful and obsessed offspring can at least search their own cracks and crevasses for hiders, but they can't see or root around for the internal nasties. My favorite part of this chapter is the picture of a worm-ridden human walking a worm-ridden dog and above it in the info balloon it reads, "Inside humans there can be guinea worms living in the legs, nematodes in the eyes and toxoplasma in the brain, organs and muscles." And I won't even mention what kinds of creepy crawlers live inside the dog. The midsection of the book has some truly un-gentle masterpieces of art and written word, including an illustrated "week in the life of a tick," a pregnant rabbit infested with fleas which then jump onto the newborn baby rabbits and a hair mite with a knife and fork devouring a dinner plate loaded with dead skin and sebum. By the time I got to the graphic of the human stomach inundated with pinworms I was ready to forget about having pork chops for dinner, and instead submerge my body in a large tub of bleach, Lysol and opiates.I needed to douche my brain.
And I'm not spoiling the end of the book for anyone. Like Geordi La Forge said on Reading Rainbow: "you don't have to take my word for it."
I am no expert on the raising of children, but it seems far more responsible for parents to just hand their kids a bag of Wavy Lays, plop their diminutive arses in front of the tube and let them take in plenty of wholesome sex and violence rather than imprinting their tiny brains with images of hookworms gnawing away at their tiny intestines.