Found in the archives -- thanks to a purchase at the Tattered Cover years ago -- comes this how-to book from 1984, Break Dancing, complete with step-by-step instructions on what to wear, a glossary of terms and history of the then infantile dance genre. Want to learn how to perfect the Side Moodwalk? The The Robot Walk or the The Mannequin? Break Dancing has you covered.
That same year LL Cool J released his debut single, "I Need a Beat." Consider this your soundtrack the below animated GIF files, assembled by Westword art director and closet breakdancer Jay Vollmar.