Ever wonder what it takes to manage the day-to-day affairs of 3OH!3? Wonder no more. Evidently, all it takes is a cellphone, a laptop outfitted with the latest Microsoft Office suite and an insatiable desire to work 362 days a year (hanging out with your parents, of course, on the three remaining days). At least that's what we gleaned from the Microsoft "Real Life Stories" promo we just came across on YouTube featuring Mike Kaminsky, the dude who "facilitates platinum records," as he puts it, for the most popular threesome to ever come out of the People's Republic.