Ken Buck & Michael Bennet, South Park-style: Who's the douche and who's the turd sandwich?

KOA's Mike Rosen accused AM 760's David Sirota of being humorless after Sirota circulated a Rosen line from a debate about crashing a plane into a thus-far-unbuilt mosque near Ground Zero -- a joke, according to Rosen, but one that still led to MSNBC's Keith Olbermann branding him the worst...

By Michael Roberts

October 26, 2010

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KOA's Mike Rosen accused AM 760's David Sirota of being humorless after Sirota circulated a Rosen line from a debate about crashing a plane into a thus-far-unbuilt mosque near Ground Zero -- a joke, according to Rosen, but one that still led to MSNBC's Keith Olbermann branding him the worst person in the world. Now, in an apparent attempt to prove Rosen wrong, Sirota's running a poll about the Senate race between Ken Buck and Michael Bennet. He wonders: Who's the giant douche and who's the turd sandwich?

The question is a reference to a 2004 episode of South Park, the long-running Comedy Central series created by the pride of Colorado, Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Westword introduced them to local readers way back in 1993, four years before South Park hit the airwaves: Read about their early years in our post "The South Park Anniversary: The First Trey Parker-Matt Stone Interview."

In the election-themed ep, South Park voters had to pick between, you guessed it, a giant douche or a turd sandwich -- an opportunity celebrated in a song that's since become a favorite way for YouTubers to demonstrate their contempt for politicians of all stripes. The video below adapts it to the 2008 presidential campaign.

To declare Buck a douche and Bennet a turd sandwich, or vice versa, click here to participate in Sirota's poll -- and check out the South Park tune below. Be warned, though: You'll probably be singing it to yourself for the rest of the day.

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Michael Roberts began his career with Westword in 1990 as music editor. In 1999, he took on a new role, full-time media reporter, as author of a column called The Message. In 2008, he became the lead writer for Westword's news blog, The Latest Word, a position he held until January 2023. Michael continues to freelance for Westword, covering everything from business to sports and the media; he also contributes to Jazziz, a national music magazine. He holds a bachelor's degree from what is now Colorado Mesa University and master's degrees from the University of California, Los Angeles, and Northwestern University.

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