Looking for Larry #4

Preston Peerman continues to hunt for Senator Larry Craig in the bathrooms at DIA. Here's his latest report: Location: Men's room in the main DIA terminal, just to the right where passengers exit at the top of the escalator (in front of the fountain). I'm currently in the middle stall...

By Patricia Calhoun

March 31, 2008

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Preston Peerman continues to hunt for Senator Larry Craig in the bathrooms at DIA. Here's his latest report:

Location: Men's room in the main DIA terminal, just to the right where passengers exit at the top of the escalator (in front of the fountain). I'm currently in the middle stall reviewing the leg behavior of the subject to the left of me.

This particular individual displays four distinct characteristics that help me guess the identity of the politico/celebrity in the stall.

Italian-made shoes: Mark Ferrandino? No, far too nice a shoe for a District 2 State Representative.

Aggressive Leg Reactions in a Forward Fashion: Doug Bruce? No, I think they're in session today. So it couldn't be him.

Size 6 Men's Shoe With "Lifts": Ah-Ha!!! Andrew Romanoff! No, he's in session today, too.

Leg Motion Completely Stops to a Halt: Heath Ledger? No, he's in the NYC coroner's offices.

Just heard a flush.

Stall door latch was just "flicked" to unlocked position.

Door creaks open (needs some WD40).

Damn! Wrong on all accounts. Budget Rent-a-Car desk clerk on bathroom break. -- Preston Peerman

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Patricia Calhoun is editor-in-chief of Westword, the alt-weekly she co-founded in September 1977. She’s been inducted into the Colorado Press Association Hall of Fame, the Association of Alternative Newsmedia Hall of Fame and the Colorado Restaurant Association Hall of Fame. She’s also received dozens of local, state and national awards for writing, including first place for feature writing and first place for column writing with the Society of Professional Journalists. Patricia is a weekly commentator on Colorado Inside Out, PBS 12's public affairs roundtable, which has won two Emmys.

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