Excited about the Broncos getting Chicago Bears underachiever Kyle Orton in trade for rocket-armed, soft-headed Jay Cutler? You'll be even more psyched after eyeballing some of the photos of Orton gettin' down with his bad self in the company of lovely ladies and/or bottles of demon alky-hol. How long before he makes headlines for falling down driveways, Brian Griese-style? Can't wait for that flashback...
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