No, the shot on the right isn't a computer-aged shot of what Justin Bieber will look like when he's in his thirties. It's Tom at his most Beliebable.
Number 9: The BroWho says Tom's gotten too rich and famous to mix in with the bros?
Continue to keep counting down our picks for Tom Brady's ten most unwise hairdos. Number 8: The Half-CaesarBrady resists the urge to do the full Caesar and comb his hair straight down. Instead, he gives it just enough of an angle that he can pretend he's not emulating Julius even though he is.
Number 7: The Hairy ShearerWhen Tom-boy sheared off his golden locks, a nation wept.
Continue to keep counting down our picks for Tom Brady's ten most unwise hairdos. Number 6: The Mountain ManGo ahead and grow that beard, Tom. But here in Colorado, we can tell the difference between a fake Mountain Man and the real thing.
Number 5: The Faux-Sideburns FlapYes, Tom can grow real sideburns -- but why should that stop him for adapting a hairstyle perfected by twelve-year-old boys who haven't sprouted their first whisker yet but want to pretend.
Continue to keep counting down our picks for Tom Brady's ten most unwise hairdos. Number 4: The Tie-BackNot quite a ponytail, but also not not quite a ponytail.
Number 3: The Slick-BackWonder how many hair-product manufacturers Brady's keeping in business....
Continue to keep counting down our picks for Tom Brady's ten most unwise hairdos. Number 2: All Natural TomOf course, when Brady goes without product, the results can be pretty scary.
Number 1: The Pompa-HawkWe understand that during Brady's mating ritual, his Pompa-Hawk gets even bigger.
And now, as a special bonus, here's a video of Brady bitching out teammates -- after which he makes sure his hair looks spectacular.
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More from our Tim Tebow archive circa December 2011: "Photos: Tim Tebow vs. Tom Brady, an intangibles point-counterpoint."