But that just meant there were that many more weird, hilarious, embarrassing, astonishing texts from which to choose.
Look below to count down our ten favorites, photo-illustrated for your pleasure.
Number 10: Going out with a bang Number 9: If only they served them at the concession stand Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 8: 'Tooned in Number 7: Exit ramp Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 6: Avada Kedavra! Number 5: The great ones play hurt Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 4: All in the family Number 3: Golf bag or douchebag? Continue to keep counting down our top ten Texts From Last Night out of the 303 area code, 2014 edition. Number 2: Best day ever -- or was it? Number 1: A hairy situationSend your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.
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