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Kev Markis writes:
Shit guys, get a grip! Clearly the world revolves around New York. It has almost 88% of the world's population, and the nightly free blow jobs are a great way for them to give back to the taxpayers. Also, um, helooooo, Time Square, anybody? That place is neat.
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