10. For those who never want to see Kyle Orton start another Broncos game:
9. Works for fishing enthusiasts and assholes. 8. Only works for assholes... but there are a lot of them on the highways. 7. An all-purpose explanation for lousy driving. 6. Just in case Arizona-style immigration legislation passes.5. A way to stay safe if THC driving limits become law.
4. Here's how to keep that old border-state animosity alive. 3. For future opponents of John Hickenlooper -- or people who find him really super-sexy. 2. For Buffs grads proud of the University of Colorado's new Playboy ranking. 1. A must-have for Charlie Sheen if he ever comes back to Aspen. More from our Politics archive: "Play the ACLU vanity-license-plate game."