Breastaurants: America's greatest export! (infographic)

The concept of the modern "breastaurant" is a purely American one, born of man's desire for Buffalo wings and light beer, and often resulting in unrequited love for a lass twenty years his junior. But what really weaves a "breastaurant" into the American fabric is that everything is bigger at...

By Nick Lucchesi

February 2, 2012

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The concept of the modern "breastaurant" is a purely American one, born of man's desire for Buffalo wings and light beer, and often resulting in unrequited love for a lass twenty years his junior.

But what really weaves a "breastaurant" into the American fabric is that everything is bigger at such an establishment. Oversized TV's, bar stools, beer mugs and other aspects of the business loom larger than the norm. Is it any wonder the breastaurant concept has ballooned over the past two decades? Below, a brief rundown of popular breastaurants, large and small.

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Looking for Denver-area breastaurant? Look no further!

Hooters:

2610 South Parker, Aurora, CO 80014
1390 S. Colorado Blvd., Denver, CO 80222
695 Kipling, Lakewood, CO 80215

Tilted Kilt

1201 16th Street, Suite 120, Denver, CO 80202

Twin Peaks

14035 West Colfax Drive (Colorado Mills), Lakewood, CO 80401

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