(Wow, I haven't felt this turned on since I placed two peeled ripe cantaloupes on my chest and rubbed the fragrant flesh for a morning of melon lovin'!)
Dando tries to control her fear by avoiding any contact with bananas. "I generally do not explain my fear unless a situation comes up," she said. "Then I will say: 'Sorry I am going to have to leave the room'. It is embarrassing - it is such a nonsensical fear."
Unfortunately, Dando who has a toddler who loves bananas. So when she serves him the fruit, she has to put on rubber gloves and use a tea towel to feed him.
Fruit of her nightmares, fruit of her loins.