Crime doesn't pay -- especially when you're stealing 3.2 percent beer.
Dominic Lujan and Demetrio Rivera were thirsting for adult beverages and not acting like adults -- so at 5:30 a.m. one recent morning, they hatched a brilliant plan to rob the local Loaf 'N Jug.
Since options are limited during early morning alcohol heists, they decided to travel light by snagging Bud Light, three 18-packs worth. The convenience store clerk, the last line of defense, reportedly got canned in the head with one of the 18-packs before the Bud-loving bunglers took off.
According to the Pueblo Chieftain, Pueblo police officer Ronnie Nash rushed to the scene, and found the pair walking along the street. After a foot chase -- during which two of the 18-packs were left behind -- he cornered them inside a home. The beverage burglars were captured without further incident and remanded to the Pueblo County Jail.
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