Got off the phone thirty seconds ago with someone at the original Tony's Market at 4991 Dry Creek Road in Centennial, and she just told me that the plan -- as it stands right now -- is to have a soft-open for the new Tony's at 950 Broadway (right across the street from my desk) this Friday. As in just four days from now. Ninety-six hours (give or take a few). Five thousand seven hundred and sixty minutes. Would it be weird if I got in line right now?
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