A year ago, we came to you with a simple pink maltball that tasted like Barbie, and the Candy Girls were born. In addition to this momentous anniversary, Aubrey has even bigger news to commemorate with the birth of her baby boy last night! What better way to celebrate the concurrence of these events than with a cigar. Chocolate, of course.
The cigar is hollow and the milk chocolate is good, but not earth-shattering. Still, it would make the perfect gift for any new parent.
Would we finish the cigar? Sure sure!
Would we buy again? Yes; a fun way to celebrate without ruining your lungs
Rating: 4 out of 5
Want to take a sweet walk down memory lane? Best of a year of Candy Girls after the jump.
And, of course, we ate many vile things, mostly consisting of candy pretending to be something else:Chocolate Mix Skittles
,Sunkist Float Soda
,Chewy Candy Cars
,Baskin Robbins Soft Candy
,Bologna Bubble Gum
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We hope you'll join us in a bite of cigar as we look forward to another year of candy land mines and confectionery gold mines.