Simple. We're looking for your best green bean pun -- so to squeak.
Bean there, pun that before, haven't you?
Put your puns in the comment section below, and we'll announce the winner with the best pun later this week, on Friday morning. By the way, the winning pun will be slapped onto the back of a T-shirt.
The dinner takes root on Monday, August 30, and the bus leaves at 5 p.m. sharp from the Squeaky Bean, 3301 Tejon Street, so before you pelt us with your best puns, make sure you can get your butt to the bus on time.
If you want to purchase tickets to the dinner, they're $75 each (bumpy bus ride included); call 303-284-0053 or e-mail [email protected] to solidify your seat.
If you want a squeak peak of the menu, it's after the jump.