Contest: Best beer-centric limerick snags two tickets to Summer Brew Fest

Want to win two tickets to Denver's Summer Brew Fest on Friday, July 23? Of course you do! We have two such tickets to give away on Cafe Society this week.

All you have to do to win is impress us with your best beer-centric limerick in the comments section below. Cheekiness and humor are encouraged, and you can enter as many times as you'd like.

We'll even give you a jumping-off point with a limerick of our own:

Six-packs of brew are wonderfully portable
But the hangovers are quite unavoidable

Beer swilling aside You'll swell with pride

Because these tickets were more than affordable

Surely you can do better than that, oh literate readers of Westword.

We'll announce the winner at noon this Friday, so make sure you check back then to see if your limerick is the chosen one. If it is, we'll shout it out in the comments section and voila: free tickets!

Denver's Summer Brew Fest will be at Mile High Station, 2027 West Lower Colfax Avenue. Regular ticket prices are $30 in advance or $35 the day of the festival, which runs from 7 to 10 p.m. and includes unlimited tastings of 90 beers from more than 35 craft brewers -- souvenir glass included! (Designated driver admission is $10.)

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Nick Lucchesi
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