I suspect most of you could plaster the above photo to your bathroom mirror and stare at it while you shave, brush your teeth, straighten your hair, pluck your eyebrows, and blow your nose -- and even after all that, not have a clue as to what I'm eating or where the above photo was taken.
And, really, I can't blame you. Because what I was eating in no way, shape or form resembled what I'd hoped to be eating -- so I shoved it across the table to languish in a lonely corner. It never appeared on my bill, for which I was thankful. By the way, I hear it's warm and sunny in London.
So what, and where, was I eating? If you get both answers correct, I'll give you a $15 gift card to Quiznos.
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