I chose this cocktail because I'd never had a drink with an emoticon in its name -- but I should have paid attention to its ingredients instead, because they turned out to be Jim Beam Eight Star, red wine, Coors Light, orange juice and simple syrup. It tasted like a fancy version of a Skip and Go Naked -- and just as sickly sweet. WTF?
Can you guess where I'm drinking?
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