Guess where I'm eating?

There are three things in life that you can never get enough of: foreplay, sex and charcuterie. Not necessarily in that order. Was this the best charcuterie board I've ever humped? No. Would I hump it again? Absolutely. Blame the caperberries. Or the membrillo.

Whose charcuterie board got me all hot and bothered?

Special bonus: Anyone who gives the first correct answer to the week's Where am I drinking/eating posts is entered into a pool -- and every Monday, we select one lucky winner who'll receive a DINR deck, worth up to $520 in discounts at independent restaurants.

Read all about DINR decks here.

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