2. You could use them as whips
5. Undercooked, by like a mile
6. Tasted like dirt
8. Over 600 calories of yuck
9. One more artery. Clogged.
Translation? Worst. Fries. Ever.
Guess where you should never eat french fries? Bummer, too, because I really like the burgers.
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