"Pinch the tail, suck the head, burn in hell." That's the verbiage on a makeshift church sign at godhatesshrimp.com.
God hates shrimp? Clearly, he (or she) just hasn't sucked good shrimp heads. But the opportunity exists for the rest of you if you can guess where I'm eating.
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