Guess where I'm eating woefully underwhelming nachos?

Hey, restaurants: If you're going to serve nachos, even if they're $5 happy hour nachos, can you please take an extra ten seconds to melt the damn cheese? It's bad enough that 90 percent of the chips are naked, but no one, not even those too drunk to see beyond...

By Lori Midson

March 12, 2014

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Hey, restaurants: If you're going to serve nachos, even if they're $5 happy hour nachos, can you please take an extra ten seconds to melt the damn cheese? It's bad enough that 90 percent of the chips are naked, but no one, not even those too drunk to see beyond the blur, wants a cold blanket of cheese on their nachos. That's blasphemy.

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