"She was so, so mad," Al Stults told Roberts. "She said, 'The last time you were here, you giggled about this woman's large breasts.' And I said, 'Oh, baloney.' And then she opened up her flip phone and called the police, and I listened to her make up this whole story about me cussing and threatening her."
Find the full story here: "Man gets trespassing notice for telling deli clerk he likes large (chicken) breasts?" And in an homage to Stults being banned from this particular Safeway for a year, Jef Otte researched five more ridiculous bannings, right down to Elaine being snubbed by the Soup Nazi on Seinfeld, which you can read here.