As promised, this is the first in a series of items uncovered when I was cleaning my desk. It wasn't the first thing I found, wasn't the weirdest by a long shot. But still, this cat has its charms. You can't tell by looking at this picture, but if you pull its tail, it poops jellybeans.
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Yeah, you read that right. A cat that poops jellybeans. Sadly, the cat's origins are lost to history.