Yesterday I wrote about my favorite gift from PETA. This one's my second favorite. And yes, it is what it looks like: one of those little wind-up Easter chicks, only with its beak cut off, its eyes poked out and splashed in blood.
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SHOW ME HOW
Not real subtle, those PETA folks. But to a black-hearted weirdo like me, they do have the greatest toys...