I found four squeaky cheeseburger toys while cleaning out my desk, from at least three different restaurants. This is one of them. I will spare you pictures of the rest.
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So now, the question becomes, what does a man with no dogs do with four squeaky cheeseburger toys? I mean, other than blog about them, of course ...