This past weekend, during the Mile High Music Festival, professional eaters Patrick "Deep Dish" Bertoletti, "Big Sexy" Bryan Beard and Tim "Gravy" Brown competed in the Jimmy John's Freaky Fast Sandwich Makers vs. Eaters Contest.
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How did it all play out? According to the Jimmy John's "JJ Freaker Blog" posting, the Major League eaters sank subs faster than JJ's freaky fast sandwich-makers could assemble them. Aaron Thackeray brings back these photos from the mess.