Does size really matter? So say the people suing Subway, who accuse the chain of skimping on its footlong sandwiches, by at least an inch. But Jenn Wohletz just offered five reasons why the suit is ridiculous.
And a reader had another one:
See also: - Subway's missing inch: Five reasons why the foodlong lawsuit is ridiculous- Subway in a legal battle over the term "footlong" - Size matters: $5 Footlong pushes Subway forward, one inch at a time
Says Lisa Hug:
Their food is so bad they are doing the consumer a favor by sparing them an inch.
And another reader appropriated the fact that Jenn Wohletz got the count right in her five reasons why the footlong lawsuit was ridiculous.
Wow, you promised five reasons and then gave five reasons! That is so weird.
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