What it says: "Nothing is over! Nothing! Well, except maybe that point in my childhood where it's still appropriate for me to still be carrying a lunchbox."4. Bee Gees
What it says: "What I really wanted was a DISCO lunchbox."3. Exciting World of Metrics
What it says: "I don't get nearly enough math in class, so I enjoy looking at the same conversion-facts all through my lunch hour, too. It's also fun to count the number of punches I get each day, multiply that by the number of Indian burns, titty twisters, and swirlies I receive, and then tabulate just exactly how much my life sucks on the metric scale."2. Hi!
What it says: "Hi! I'll give you an apple if you'll touch my belt."1. Blank
What it says: "My mom hates me."