The Top Five Ways Olive Garden Needs to Get Its Act Together

This has been a bad week for Olive Garden. First, its new "Never Ending Pasta Pass" promo has been poked at -- or outright kicked -- by almost everyone on earth (Jimmy Kimmel's poke was particularly hilarious) and then Olive Garden investor Starboard Value slaps the chain with a nearly 300-page book on how the company is fucking up everything they possibly could -- and at least some of the problems reported are legit.

Here's a list of the top five ways that Olive Garden needs to get its act together. Get your poop in a group, Olive Garden!

See also: Five things Olive Garden should

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Jenn Wohletz
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