The week in Bon AppeTweets: Desperate man faults a full house for his divorce

Starting today, and every Friday until we get stampeded by a muster of peacocks, we're serving a full course of Bon AppeTweets, a smorgasbord of weird, humorous and noteworthy food fodder, digested into 140 characters or less. What's on the plate this week? A man pleads for a dinner reservation to save his marriage, Facebook slaughter king Mark Zuckerberg slays animals with his own gold-gilded hands, and a butthead blames Indian food for his flatulence.
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Lori Midson
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