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If sex was really as good as this "Makin' Bacon" t-shirt makes it out to be, then why is masturbation such a popular pastime? The fastest way to make a vegetarian sob into her tofu? Clad yourself in this "Meat is Neat" T-shirt, throw back your shoulders and raise your fists in carnivorous euphoria. Experiencing stuttering issues while talking to your kid about the facts of life? Let this "Practice Safe Lunch: Use a Condiment" T-shirt do the talking for you. Face it: Pig is the new God. When next Sunday rolls around, this "Praise the Lard" T-shirt should definitely be your choice of clothing, especially if you're getting baptized or taking communion.
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