Yes, we've scored two more pairs of tickets to the Anthony Bourdain event that we've been so relentlessly hyping for the past several days -- and earlier today, we asked all you slavering readers to come up with interesting ways in which we might give them away. And since my suggestion of tying them to pigeon's feet and letting the fates determine the lucky winner was shot down, we have decided to go with that old stand-by: the caption contest.
Because commenter Brian was the first one to come up with this terribly original notion (and provided the photo), he wins one set of tickets. (Brian: e-mail your contact info to firstname.lastname@example.org.) As for the rest of you, you know the drill: Best caption for the above picture wins the prize.
Could we have made it any easier? Post your entries below.