The gift is for the early seating, which means that you've got to reserve a table between 4:45 and 5:30 p.m., an ideal scenario for those of you who don't want to deal with the late-night amateurs or for those of who do.

Here's how this little contest is going to work: In ten words or less, tell us why you deserve to be the guests of honor. We'll pick the best submission, and the winner will receive dinner for two. Make sure you include, at the minimum, your first name and e-mail address, which we promise not to share. We'll announce the winner here on Friday morning.

The menu, which is on the next page, also includes a Spanish tradition: Each person gets a skewer of twelve grapes -- and each grape represents luck in the New Year. A sweet grape is good luck and a sour grape is bad luck. Here's hoping your luck is good.