In the photo above, you see an array of beauty products -- vegan beauty products -- that are animal-cruelty-free, oxide-free, paraben-free, sulfate-free, silicone-free. And they could be entirely free for you!

We have bottles of hair cleanser, conditioner, body wash, hair masque and hydrating body oil to give away -- and all you have to do to win is this:

Tell us this: If VEGAN were an acronym, what would it stand for?

Leave your answer in the comment section below; the creator of the best comment will win glory, acclaim and shiny, animal-product-free hair.

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