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3. USA Flattens New Zealand, 470-8. After that initial whoopin', New Zealand went on to beat Scotland 124-111 in their second bout of round-robin play, becoming the 9-seed team as the World Cup transitioned to a bracket tournament. They then beat the 8-seed team from Germany, 143-127, in the first elimination round. Their reward? The dubious distinction of getting to face Team USA again, this time with both Denver Roller Dolls skaters -- Heather Juska and Tracy Akers -- in the mix.
2. World Cup Semifinal: USA Dominates Australia, 532-4. Team USA continued its show-no-mercy strategy against the 4-seed Aussies in Semifinals, sending them back down under from whence they came with the biggest points margin of the World Cup. Ouch. 1. USA Sweeps First Roller Derby World Cup with 336-33 Win Over Canada. Although that score ain't pretty, the 2-seed Canadian team -- and World Cup hosts -- seemed pretty stoked to have racked up more points against Team USA than all of the other teams put together. Canada beat teams from France, Sweden, Brazil, Finland, and England on the way to the final bout, and their fans were going wild with every point scored against Team USA: Sometimes you take your victories where you can get them, eh?One question remains... Was the red white and blue beatdown good for the sport of roller derby around the world, or will it prove to have been a debilitating blow? One thing is certain: As the rest of the world's teams head home bruised and bloodied to nurse their wounds, they'll be training and plotting for revenge. In roller derby, that's a good thing: We're calling it a win-win.
To get your derby fix back here in Colorado, check out the Rocky Mountain Rollergirls' holiday mixer bout -- Grinches vs. Ho Ho Hos -- on December 10 at 6 p.m. at the RMRG War*house, 5200 Smith Road ($10, kids 12 and under are free) and pick up season tickets for the Denver Roller Dolls' 2012 season at 1st Bank Center (starting at $72).