Caption contest: Best line about man in newspaper box wins... a free copy of Westword!

Okay, it's not much of a contest, given that all Westwords are free -- but it's a pretty damn funny photo, shot at Bushwacker's Saloon a few weeks ago and submitted by a reader. Was this guy hoping someone would take him home for free, too? Or did he want to make his personal ad really personal? Give us your best take -- and be sure to think outside the box.

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