So, by the way, does a hellish site glitch that had my browser stuck in an eternal roll-over.
"A Land Called Colorado" replaced the Joan Rivers-ish "Let's Talk Colorado" campaign, complete with an embarrassing (and misspelled) lexicon of Colorado terminology and a description of Rocky Mountain oysters that would turn a grammarian's stomach.
Earlier, there was "Colorado, Above All," which had a disconcerting ring of that Hitler-era "Über Alles."
Before that, in honor of East High alum Judy Collins, wistful would-be visitors were urged to hum along with "I Guess I'd Rather Be in Colorado."
We don't know what lawmakers will be singing when they gather at the State Capitol at 9 a.m. today, except perhaps "Brother, Can You Spare a Dime?," since the tourism budget is in an eternal state of danger and already had $5 million hacked back by former Governor Bill Ritter. But that was before new Governor John Hickenlooper had the smarts to install longtime lawmaker Al White, a Republican, as the director of the Colorado Tourism Office, which should stave off further hacking.
And while it might not have added up to $5 million, Hickenlooper got a mountain of free publicity for the state just through the New York Times Magazine profile published two days before his inauguration, which makes Colorado look as colorful as it gets -- even if the profile was ostensibly about a pale, lanky, former beer-peddler of a politician.
Colorful Colorado: As long as the state lives up to that description, it's all the slogan we need.