"Hi, I'm Ken Buck! As we move toward the general election, you Tea Party fuddy-duddies who are in a snit over my 'evolving positions' need to know that I still want want to have a political relationship with you.

However, we can no longer be an exclusive item. In order for me to win this election, we have to keep an open relationship. The easiest way to keep it casual is to follow these six simple rules for being Ken's Buck Fuddy..."

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