This week, Clear Channel announced that it had made an agreement with Denver International Airport to install a "a first-of-its kind digital advertising program" that will feature 118 LCD screens throughout DIA, including six overhead video walls and four, 26-foot high diagonal LED video towers.
What will the results look like? Westword art director Jay Vollmar let his imagination run wild in a baker's dozen of hilarious photo illustrations. Count down the thirteen most awkward screen locations below.
Number 13: You are being watched!
Number 12: Moving sidewalks are tired of being walked on...by ugly shoes
Number 11: Did you forget to pack a ShamWow?
Page down to see more of the most awkward places to put new DIA advertising screens. Number 10: It's your loss
Number 9: The eyes have it
Number 8: Not that kind of grass
Page down to see more of the most awkward places to put new DIA advertising screens. Number 7: Conspiratorial smile
Number 6: Tent sale
Number 5: Getting the gate
Page down to see more of the most awkward places to put new DIA advertising screens. Number 4: Dearly departed
Number 3: Underwearing out your welcome
Number 2: Wipe out!
Number 1: Unidentified Flying Advertisement
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