The Broncos could just as easily be 0-6 as 6-0.
In fact, the former seems more likely than the latter given how miserable Denver's offense has looked during the 2015-2016 season to date.
Yet the Broncos' defense is so off-the-charts incredible that on Sunday, Denver managed to eke out a 26-23 overtime victory over the Cleveland Browns.
No wonder that during and after the contest, so many Browns loyalists tweeted about their horror and dismay, with a slew of them talking about ending it all — jokingly, we hope and pray.
Here are twenty memorable examples. Check them out below.
In the meantime, we have this message for Browns fans: Don't do it! It's only a game.....
"I think I might go kill myself"- my grandma after the Browns lost— Mike Giganti (@MikeGiganti) October 18, 2015
What did we do to deserve having to watch the Browns choke away wins every single week?— Nick Sabetta (@sabettasaurus) October 18, 2015
Browns fucking suck how did they not capitalize on that Manning choke— Anfernee Hardaway (@Bacon_Bisquits) October 18, 2015
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Yep, thank you for coming Browns. You suck... starting McCown? Really? No chance even with 3 int's against Manning #DENvsCLE— Brandon Hrubes (@saynt614) October 18, 2015
Only the Cleveland Browns can pick off Manning 3x, 1X for a TD, and STILL LOSE AT HOME!!! You're infuriating— TroyAntoine (@TrOyNKeLLeN) October 18, 2015
How did the Browns out-choke the Broncos?— Nick Howard (@Purple_Sokz) October 18, 2015
How long can one wait on the browns, without committing suicide? I mean, it's the hardest thing in my life so far.— Tanner Sinclair (@tanners14) October 19, 2015
Browns lose by 3 but get 3.5 points so they win in the betting world. On paper Denver should have killed Browns. Manning 3 INT ? It's fixed!— Tony Lozzi (@tlozzi704) October 18, 2015
every time the browns (vomits in own mouth) lose, I wanna choke a steelers fan..— Six (@Sixwayz_) October 18, 2015
Cleveland Browns's defense made Manning throw for 3 intos and still managed to lose. #justterrible— BluntzBliggety (@KingBlizzuntz94) October 18, 2015
Hope people don't call this a great comeback for Peyton because the Browns truly just suck so bad.— Andrew Page (@KINGpage69) October 18, 2015
Peyton sucks today. But the Browns suck more— bubby forrest (@bubdaddy13) October 18, 2015
wow fuck browns choke again 3 downs all went for negative yards they cant seem to do anything with gifts from peyton FG wins it— Beantown Anglah (@shawn_m9789) October 18, 2015
And I thought Peyton had handed them the game. Then I remembered these are the Browns and they always choke.— Jacob Gleason (@GleasBball) October 18, 2015
If I had to watch the Browns every week, I would kill myself. Denver handed them this game.— Josiris (@Box_of_Joe) October 18, 2015
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U of M and Browns fans: 1-(800)-273-8255 That's the number for the National Suicide Prevention Hotline. You can always talk to someone.— Usama Khan (@SamKhan95) October 19, 2015