We're talking about unmentionables made of meat, which come in several varieties:
The bacon bra... ...and matching underpants! Probably should fry that up before consuming it. Prosciutto panties. Because nothing says sexy like salty, sticky, see-through undergarments that eliminate the need for cooking. This jazzed-up meat package (pun intended) can be yours for the low, low price of $15. Or make your own, following the instructions for crafting these bad boys. And might we suggest appropriately named local products like Perky Jerky or Climax Jerky as possible material for more meaty embellishments to your finished britches?Follow @CafeWestword on Twitter and at facebook.com/denvercafesociety