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Olive Garden needs a new slogan -- bring on the bread and circuses!

Olive Garden just announced that it's ditching its fifteen-year-old slogan "When You're Here, You're Family" in favor of the simple "Go Olive Garden." While the old slogan was incredibly cheesy to the point of being disingenuous, at least the marketing folks put more than a cigarette break's worth of time into it. "Go Olive Garden?" It's like the company has given up on creative sayings -- just like it long ago gave up on really innovative menu items.

Olive Garden clearly needs some help if it's going to have a better slogan. Keep reading for our five new slogans for Olive Garden. And here's a sixth: "When you have beer, you're family." See also: - Five things Olive Garden should - My top five full-service chain restaurant meals

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Jenn Wohletz
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