Photos: Ten weirdest recent Denver Craigslist "Rants & Raves," 2013 edition
Last year, we shared a collection of the ten weirdest recent posts on Denver Craigslist's "Rants & Raves" section -- and weird they were. But most of them don't compare to the flat-out bizarre screeds we found when we revisited the page -- not just attacks on targets like early morning phone calls and firefighters (!), but items with twisted memes, multiple videos, lyrics and pontificating about the rapture in ways that could cause even God to shake His head. Check out the assemblage of strangeness below. Number 10: WHY DO YOU CALL ME SO FUCKING EARLY (MOFO)
So you call me at 6 am... great.. I am not awake.. AND I DONT SLEEP WITH MY PHONE... do you remember telling me how dangerous it is to sleep with the phone and how on and on an on you went because i slept with the phone... it was like the Spanish Inquisition!... SO I DONT SLEEP WITH THE PHONE... I barely missed your call. I jumped up out of bed and dialed you back WITHIN SECONDS!
You then send me a text that youre on another call!
LOOK.. IF I AM NOT IMPORTANT ENOUGH FOR YOU TO WAIT A FEW SECONDS FOR ME TO GET MY ASS OUT OF BED THEN DONT FUCKING CALL ME!
Hello Bottomfeeders!!!!! How your shitty lives ???, oh I know Shitty!!
I just got back from one of my Aspen Townhomes and just cancelled plans to back to Vegas today and Party like a rock star becuase I have to deposit another WEEKLY $11,000 check from my Oil mineral rights pumping away and making my ass better than you!!HAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!......... That's right Scumbags..... as you sit on your Fatasses , I'm cashing checks and bangin your daughters and wives in the ass! You people are all trash!!! plain and simple so get out of my way or I'll Slap ya !! CAPEESHE!!
Awwww, whats a matter loser ???, you just remembered you have No future and you'l never retire and you'l always be in debt and poor? Or you only make 9 dollors an hour ? and your Family is Ashamed of you ??Aww BOO HOO!!! Well that's right !! hahahaha!!!
Or how about you out a work idiot English majors who got fired cause your an asshole?? Tuff shit !! HAHAHAHaa!! Sucks to be you hahaha!!!
My life is AWSOMMMEEE!!! I dont give a Crap about the School system or this Shitty country!! Cause I got a shit load of money to Go anywhere and Do anything I want HAHAHAHA!!!
So Fuck you , Fuck your Children , Fuck Your mother , and Fuck the (soon to be) 3rd world United States!!
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