We tried this trick with twenty of the best known Coloradans in entertainment, sports and politics (including a special guest non-human), and the results are often weird and frequently hilarious. Check out the photo-illustrated results below.
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Troy Tulowitzki
Google wants to know...if he's an asshole.Adele Arakawa
Google wants to know...about her ethnicity -- and her lungs.The Lumineers
Google wants to know...if the bandmembers look like the Quaker Oats guy when they're offstage.Peyton Manning
Google wants to know...if Manning votes the right way. Continue to find out what Google thinks about more of Colorado's biggest celebrities. John Hickenlooper Google wants to know... if he's single (he is!). But who the hell is "Bourke Hickenlooper"?Missy Franklin
Google wants to know...if she's alive? Really?John Elway
Google wants to know...if he's a Latter-Day Saint.The Fray
Google wants to know...if the group's holy. Continue to find out what Google thinks about more of Colorado's biggest celebrities. Michael Hancock Google wants to know...about his favorite party.Kathy Sabine
Google wants to know...if some dude got one past her Doppler radar.Jared Polis
Google wants to know...if he has the inside scoop on Supernatural star Jared Padelecki.Bob Beauprez
Google wants to know...who the hell he is. Continue to find out what Google thinks about more of Colorado's biggest celebrities. Patrick Roy Google wants to know...if he's either good or dead.Cory Gardner
Google wants to know...about the fruit of his loins.Tom Martino
Google wants to know...if his love's strong enough.Von Miller
Google wants to know...if the Broncos have smoked him out yet. Continue to find out what Google thinks about more of Colorado's biggest celebrities. Mark Udall Google wants to know...if he's attending LDS services with John Elway.Ryan Tedder
Google wants to know...if he's either married or still married.Lindsey Vonn
Google wants to know...if she's still got a Tiger in her tank.Colorado pot
Google wants to know...if the state's run out of weed yet. Answer: no.Send your story tips to the author, Michael Roberts.