Audio By Carbonatix
I am comfortably ensconced in the 18-35 male demographic that so many companies are desperate to grab. And we are relatively easy. Give us something with closeups of food, perverted humor, boobies or LeBron James, and we will mindlessly buy your product.
So, I should be enjoying the new ad from Denver-based Quiznos: it’s hilarious, perverted and food-based. Yet I feel uncomfortable watching it…alone.
The ad features an oven, a feeble worker named Scott, and the promotion of Quiznos’ new Toasty Torpedo (analyzed in the Our Weekly Bread blog), a $4 response to Subway’s $5 footlooooong (I have been brainwashed by that song). But then comes the realistic probability of a Quiznos employee making sweet, sweet love to a, uh, sandwich oven…
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