Five Reasons Why Halloween Sucks Right Now

At some point Halloween went from real pumpkins, elegantly toilet-papered trees and hellishly funny Halloween films to plastic "fun-kins," polite, chaperoned gatherings and bad Tim Burton movie reruns on the tube. Although I can't identify exactly when the caramel apple fell off the stick, Halloween has become the soon-forgotten candy corn squat you take between Labor Day and Christmas.

Here are five reasons why Halloween sucks right now, no razor blades added.

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Jenn Wohletz
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