"Settle the score."
"Settle the score."

Gratuitous randomness: Stock photos of businessmen shaking hands + Metallica lyrics

It's basically universal scientific consensus that Metallica has pretty much sucked since Lars Ulrich became a whiny, milquetoast little ass-face, which, evidence increasingly suggests, he has been since birth. Scientists also know that there is mathematically nothing more boring than a stock photo of two businessmen shaking hands -- BUT -- what if you combine the two? Today, in some way because of the recent shitload of earthquakes (and also because it's Wednesday, the day that we bring you the best of our weird internets world in a compendium of images loosely related to whatever we happen to come up with), we're finding out.

"Take a look at the sky just before you die. It's the last time you ever will."
"Take a look at the sky just before you die. It's the last time you ever will."
"Die by my hand. I creep across the land, killing first-born man."
"Die by my hand. I creep across the land, killing first-born man."
"Lady Justice has been raped."
"Lady Justice has been raped."
"Deep down inside I feel the scream."
"Deep down inside I feel the scream."
"When a man lies he murders."
"When a man lies he murders."
"Freedom of choice is made for you, my friend."
"Freedom of choice is made for you, my friend."
"Dreams of war. Dreams of lies. Dreams of dragons' fire."
"Dreams of war. Dreams of lies. Dreams of dragons' fire."
"Quick is the blue tongue, forked with lightning strike."
"Quick is the blue tongue, forked with lightning strike."

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