It's basically universal scientific consensus that Metallica has pretty much sucked since Lars Ulrich became a whiny, milquetoast little ass-face, which, evidence increasingly suggests, he has been since birth. Scientists also know that there is mathematically nothing more boring than a stock photo of two businessmen shaking hands -- BUT -- what if you combine the two? Today, in some way because of the recent shitload of earthquakes (and also because it's Wednesday, the day that we bring you the best of our weird internets world in a compendium of images loosely related to whatever we happen to come up with), we're finding out.
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