And horrors stories from other retail employees keep coming, including this one from Retail Veteran:
My personal favorite are the ones who come in only to ask where the bathroom is or where a different store is. My own horror story...
Shopper: where's the closest restroom?
Me: There's one on this floor in Department store that you can see from here and there's one downstairs in the food court.
Shopper: Well which ones closer?
Me: They're about the same.
Shopper: *turns away to waiting husband where she thinks she is out of earshot*
Shopper's Husband: Well?
Shopper: She says there are two.
Shopper's Husband: Well, which one's closer?
And the crowning glory....
Shopper: Well, I don't know she can't seem to figure that out!
Yeah, it really happened!
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